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Kids Ruin Everything

Sorry, Mommy: Don't leave your little monsters alone or they'll definitely ruin your sh*t.

Sorry, Mommy: Don't leave your little monsters alone or they'll definitely ruin your sh*t.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010 17:06 GMT

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Kids ruin everything.

Leave a child unsupervised for a few minutes and it’s almost guaranteed they’ll destroy something, as seen on ShştMyKidsRuined.tumblr.com.

Creator “SMKR” has seen her own children spill black paint on her carpet and graffiti her couch, and says having her “shşt get ruined all the time” drives her up the wall.

She explains, “I set up my home to look like I want it to look, and my kids find a way to get into everything. It’s remarkable how they destroy things so fast. I’m like, ‘Holy shşt! This is unreal.’”

Other parents have commiserated with her by posting photos of their own kid-created disasters, while childless readers dub the forum “the best birth control ever.”

Though it’s probably wise to invest in plastic furnishings, SMKR doesn’t think it’s necessary to forego taste just because kids cause wreckage.

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