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Weird News Central: Florida Senior Has Sex With Christie Brinkley
A man who had sex with a pooch named Christie Brinkley -- no relation to the supermodel -- should be in the doghouse with police, but he's not.
Friday, July 23, 2010 1:08 GMT
MIAMI (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Remember the good old days, when “having sex with a dog” just meant you were a dude with low standards?Police in Dade County, Florida, are accusing 64-year-old Armand Pacher of doing it doggystyle with Christie Brinkley – not the ’80s supermodel, but his own Great Dane.
Though it seems Packer should face charges for bestiality, there’s no way he’s going to prison.
As AOL Senior Correspondent Buck Wolf points out, Florida is one of 16 states that don’t have specific laws against sex with animals.
Instead, Wolf reports that Pacher is facing a third-degree charge for animal cruelty, which could mean only five years in jail.
Wolf says the Sunshine State has a pretty dark history of man- on-animal sex cases. Just last April, a woman was caught making her own self-produced pooch porn.
State officials have proposed a bestiality law, but as of yet, it’s stalled in committee. Clearly, you can’t teach old dogs new tricks.
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