Moose Poop Masks Smell Of Weed

Lit moose crap makes a great cover for stoners trying to flush out the scent of weed smoke.

Lit moose crap makes a great cover for stoners trying to flush out the scent of weed smoke.

Thursday, July 29, 2010 1:42 GMT

MISSOULA, Mont. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – All stoners have to do to mask the smell of weed is light up some moose crap.

So says Jerry Black, creator of “Moosecense,” incense made out of moose poop that he collects from the mountain areas around his Montana home.

Apparently, the smell of burning moose feces is a lot like the scent of a campfire due to a moose’s diet of grass, willow, and berries.

It’s so potent, Black says teens can spark up a doobie without worrying about getting caught.

He explains, “I tell the university kids that smoke pot to light this when they get high because it masks the smell of weed.”

Moosecense’s natural scent is also very relaxing, so it can make a stoner’s high even more relaxing.

However, folks probably shouldn’t try smoking the doo- doo.

Luckily, they’ll never confuse one for the other since the incense definitely looks like crap.

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