`South Park' Creators Can Escape Death

South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker should know basic survival skills since a lot of angry folks are out to get them.

Friday, April 23, 2010 16:15 GMT

After offending Muslim extremists with a recent episode of South Park where the prophet Muhammad is seen in a bear costume, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have had their lives threatened.

The threats don’t have to result in them in a body bag, however, according to Mike Fournier, founder of Street Defense Tactics Systems.

Fournier says it’s vital to the friends’ survival that they change their habits and routines and maintain vigilance around them.

They should survey their surroundings before leaving any building and look for any thing or person that seems out of place before walking out.

Once they’re out and about, the comedy duo should walk slowly to anticipate any possible attacks, change their route everyday to avoid an ambush, and look out for shifty behavior, like a Muslim looking at lingerie.