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Jesus Returning To Earth On May 21, 2011
When God comes -- on May 21, 2011, to be precise -- you probably won't want to be in church.
Friday, July 30, 2010 0:35 GMT
TAMPA, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Mark your calendars: Jesus is officially rising again on May 21, 2011.That’s the omen from Bible teacher Chris McCann and his followers at EBible Fellowship, who, after years of intense study, claim that Jesus will return to Earth on May 21, 2011, to take his most loyal followers back to heaven with him.
McCann says the Almighty’s visit will include “an earthquake of a scale never seen before,” followed by five months of “intense sorrow” on par with the devastation in Haiti early this year.
Those whom Jesus has already “pre-destined” to save will rise up and float away, but the lucky ones won’t necessarily be your typical God-fearing church-goers.
McCann says the Lord’s spirit left churches way back in 1988 after rounding up a bunch of followers. Now, when He returns, He won’t be looking to spare anyone who’s near places of worship.
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