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Geeks Finally Get Laid Playing Video Games
A video game called BoneTown promises every geek will grow a pair and finally get laid.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010 1:45 GMT
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Finally, geeks who play video games have an actual shot at getting laid.Gamers struggling to score with girls in real life can bone as many hot virtual chicks as they wish in the video game BoneTown.
Co-creator Max Baptist VIII says players must complete challenges against “The Man,” an evil corporation hellbent on ridding the world of sex and drugs.
With each task achieved, players’ balls become more and more engorged with cyber semen and they gain power.
Baptist explains, “The point is to get your balls as big as possible. The bigger your balls get, the easier it is to take out enemies and get girls. You can then max out your balls by giving girls orgasms.”
BoneTown players can also gain additional lives by getting fellatio from the video game vixens.
Not only can the game help nerds finally get laid, but Baptist says it can also teach them tricks to improve their real sex lives.
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