Make Mom's Day A Sticky Celebration
Mom doesn't need flowers on Mother's Day (May 9), she needs a duct tape girdle and skirt.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 17:23 GMTMINNEAPOLIS (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) This Mothers Day (May 9), give Mom a gift that really sticks.
Though some would argue that mommies like flowers and jewelry on Mothers Day, duct tape enthusiast Tim Nyberg says the sticky stuff makes an excellent gift for Mommie Dearest.
Flowers eventually wilt and die, but a dozen roses made out of colorful duct tape last forever.
Duct tape can also give Mom the gift she probably needs more than anything else rest and relaxation.
Nyberg says kids can tape Dads mouth at night so his snoring doesnt keep Mom up all night, and in turn, hubbies can seal their kids mouths shut so the lady of the house can enjoy some peace and quiet.
Duct tape can also enhance Mommys body.
Nyberg explains, It makes an excellent girdle. Its also a Wonderbra in a roll. Beauty queens use it to enhance their cleavage, so Mom can do that too.© Copyright 2010 Wireless Flash News Inc