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Chuck Norris On Rampage, Can't Be Stopped
Chuck Norris is the ultimate badass, and no one, we mean NO ONE, can stop him.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 17:28 GMT
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Lock your doors. Chuck Norris is on a never-ending rampage of destruction.Ian Spector has just penned Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 New Facts About The Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy (Gotham), out May 4.
It’s the latest installment in his Chuck Norris humor series, where he comes up with random facts about why the ’80s action hero is the world’s ultimate badass.
New factoids include: “Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns,” and “The credit crunch is part of Chuck Norris’ morning workout.”
Spector never imagined that his one-liners would go viral and make the Walker, Texas Ranger actor relevant again.
It was really all a fluke, since the only Norris flick he’s ever watched is the 1977 trucker movie, Breaker! Breaker!
Norris has never personally thanked or acknowledged Spector for spreading tales of his brawn, unless you count the time he sued him in court.
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