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Unemployment Improves Sex Lives

Sex expert Dr. Don Etkes says being unemployed has an upside: More time to touch yourself.

Sex expert Dr. Don Etkes says being unemployed has an upside: More time to touch yourself.

Thursday, July 29, 2010 1:42 GMT

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Oddly enough, losing your job can come in handy.

Being unemployed sucks, but “sexpert” Dr. Don Etkes of SexEsteem.com says there’s a silver lining behind those long days at home with nothing to do.

He explains, “You have all that extra time on your hands, so I recommend putting those hands to better use. It’s a great time to explore masturbation.”

The jobless can now make self-pleasure extra special by lighting candles, playing relaxing music, and taking their sweet time to enjoy it all.

Plus, according to Dr. Don, masturbating is “the most fun you can have for free,” so there’s no need to dip into that government check for other recreational activities.

Because they’ll have more time to devote to learning about pleasuring a partner, unemployed folks will become dynamos in the sack.

Thus, they’ll find themselves constantly “glowing,” which Dr. Don says will rub off on employers and lead to other types of jobs.

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