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Creepy Clown Hired For Bachelorette Parties

`Crimebo The Crime Clown,' a creepy clown-for-hire, is a bloody hit at bachelorette parties.

`Crimebo The Crime Clown,' a creepy clown-for-hire, is a bloody hit at bachelorette parties.

Thursday, July 22, 2010 0:29 GMT

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – On her final night as a single woman, a bride-to-be could use some tips on killing her husband.

That’s where “Crimebo the Crime Clown” comes in, a clown-for-hire who tells gory tales of murder and mayhem at bachelorette parties in the Los Angeles area.

Crimebo, aka Michael Perrick, says brides and their friends have a great time hearing his sordid stories of wives gone wrong, like the tale of the dozen women married to employees at one Pasadena company who all killed their husbands.

Another lady killer murdered her man after he spotted her having affairs in their own home.

Despite the bloody stories of marriages gone murderous, Crimebo says no woman has ever backed out of her nuptials as a result of his services.

Just in case they do get cold feet, Crimebo gives them helpful marriage advice including titillating tips like “wear good lingerie.”

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