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Chelsea Clinton's Wedding Destined For Disaster
Judging by the moon, Chelsea Clinton's top-secret wedding to investment banker Marc Mezvinsky on July 31 is bound to be a disaster.
Monday, July 19, 2010 0:46 GMT
PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – No matter how fancy the affair, Chelsea Clinton’s wedding is destined for disaster.Bill and Hillary Clinton’s daughter is set to wed July 31 in a top-secret ceremony in Rhinebeck, New York, but there’s trouble on the horizon.
According to lunar behavior specialist Jeff Warren of moonscope.com, July 31 lands late in the third quarter of the moon – a terrible time for weddings.
Warren says the reception will be plagued by “possible rain, foul-ups, and poor health,” meaning guests could get very sick.
The third quarter is bad for traveling, so he anticipates many no-shows from the elite guest list, which includes President Obama and Oprah.
Additionally, since money is tight around this moon phase, guests will arrive with less lavish gifts than expected.
Warren says the third quarter is “only good for same-sex marriages and tacky theme weddings,” and Chelsea would’ve been better off marrying a few days before the full moon instead.
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