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Masters Of Masturbation Head To San Fran

The lube will be flowing later this week in San Francisco for the annual Masturbate-A-Thon.

The lube will be flowing later this week in San Francisco for the annual Masturbate-A-Thon.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010 1:52 GMT

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – At one naughty party in San Francisco, slow and steady timing sure comes in handy.

The 12th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon is inviting self-pleasuring people to the Center For Sex And Culture this Sunday (May 30), where the self-love will flow like the free lubricant provided at the event.

Spokesperson Carol Queen insists that a good stroke session is nothing to be ashamed of.

In fact, the participants in the timed competition who’ll try to break the record for longest masturbation session, will prove that.

The current champion, who hails from Japan, has won twice finishing in just under 10 hours, so clearly, competition is stiff.

Queen says winning the title requires lots of hard work and focus from participants, who she considers “athletes.”

To maintain a steady rhythm, the jerk-offs enter into a meditative state and take things very slowly. However, most can’t make it to the end without the help of sex toys and lots of lube.

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