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Hearty Water Fuels Post-Apocalypse Survival

Will this hearty, weird beverage help humans survive the Apocalypse?

Will this hearty, weird beverage help humans survive the Apocalypse?

Wednesday, May 5, 2010 17:33 GMT

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A couple of hearty, weird beverages may help people survive the looming Apocalypse.

MeatWater, a line of supplement drinks in quirky flavors like buffalo wings, cheeseburger, and beef stroganoff, is unveiling two new filling flavors tomorrow (May 6) in New York.

The latest additions are “Kebobalypse” – a lamb kebob, hummus, and onion-flavored water – and “Shawarmageddon,” a saucy chicken concoction.

MeatWater founder Till Krautkraemer says the new creations are so hearty, they’re the ultimate survival beverages for a post-Apocalyptic world.

If Doomsday actually happens, he says one case can sustain a human for a month, although “adding a few crackers” might also help.

Krautkraemer believes the drinks should be included in survival kits alongside other bottled and canned goods.

Their expiration is dated after December 2012, so they’ll still be safe to drink post-Armageddon.

He says the nourishing beverages will keep folks optimistic in tough times because, in his words, “The bottle is more than half full.”

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