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Twist Your Turds Into Cool Designs

Want to make your poop look fancy? Try `twisting your turd' with these fun shapes.

Want to make your poop look fancy? Try `twisting your turd' with these fun shapes.

Friday, July 30, 2010 0:35 GMT

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Farts don’t smell like roses, but poop can look like pretty stars.

“Turd Twisters” is a circular mold that, when placed up into the anus, will make poop come out in a fun shape including a heart, star, Christmas tree, teddy bear, and spaghetti noodle.

Creator Dave Shore says the idea for the turd tool came to him after eating churros in Mexico.

Sticking it in can be a pain in the butt, so Shore recommends “swiveling or rocking” gently to ease it up the keister.

He also advises users to invest in helpful tools like rubber gloves, a tarp, a screwdriver, a hacksaw, and piano wire to aid in the turd twisting process.

Meanwhile, Shore says eating starchy foods that are high in fiber will produce a perfectly-shaped poop.

However, users should steer clear from prunes or super spicy foods because the resulting feces from those dishes won’t form properly.

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