Bigfoot Mating Season Underway In Florida Everglades
It's Bigfoot mating season in the Florida Everglades and researcher Dave Shealy says this furry creature is attracted to women on their periods.
Thursday, May 13, 2010 17:10 GMTOCHOPEE, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) Bigfoot mating season is underway in the Florida Everglades and the furry, horny creature is out for blood.
Dave Shealy, an RV park owner in Ochopee, Florida, is the leading researcher of the Skunk Ape, Bigfoots smaller, smellier cousin.
He says there are seven to nine Skunk Apes currently living in the Everglades and right now is the best time to spot one because its their mating season.
Lately, hes heard lots of campers report strange sounds coming from the swamps. He figures its the Skunk Apes mating call, which sounds like a low-pitched dove cooing.
Though Skunk Apes are generally shy, Shealy says women on their periods should be careful when hiking the area because the cryptoids are attracted to the scent of menstruation.
Theyre also aroused by used lingerie, so female campers shouldnt hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, Thats like raising a flag and inviting them in.© Copyright 2010 Wireless Flash News Inc