CORINTH, Miss. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) Although some politicos are irritated by President Clintons presidential sex scandal, the Big Cheese himself doesnt mind.
Thats according to a 57-year-old man in Corinth, Mississippi, who claims hes Jesus.
Jesus aka Bill Godwin has a voice that sounds remarkably like Principal Skinner on The Simpsons. He figures that if King Solomon could have 1000 wives and concubines, no one should complain about Clinton if he had one affair.
Godwin himself claims hes had sex with 832 different men and women mostly feminine men.
However, he doesnt recommend following in his promiscuous footsteps. Hes now advising that everyone abstain from sex entirely until a cure for AIDS is found.
CONTACT: Bill Godwin, ****; Corinth, MS; (601) ***-****
Copyright © 1998 Wireless Flash News Service. All rights reserved. Wireless Flash® and FlashNews® are registered trademarks of Wireless Flash News Inc.
[Back To Home]