Tue 06-30-98 09:50 am


CORINTH, Miss. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Although some politicos are irritated by President Clinton’s presidential sex scandal, the Big Cheese himself doesn’t mind.

That’s according to a 57-year-old man in Corinth, Mississippi, who claims he’s Jesus.

Jesus – aka Bill Godwin – has a voice that sounds remarkably like Principal Skinner on The Simpsons. He figures that if King Solomon could have 1000 wives and concubines, no one should complain about Clinton if he had one affair.

Godwin himself claims he’s had sex with 832 different men and women – mostly feminine men.

However, he doesn’t recommend following in his promiscuous footsteps. He’s now advising that everyone abstain from sex entirely until a cure for AIDS is found.

CONTACT: Bill Godwin, ****; Corinth, MS; (601) ***-****

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