Thu 07-09-98 05:12 am


PALM SPRINGS, Calif. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Can a 3-inch metal disc protect you from an alien abduction?

The mysterious metal discs are being sold by a California-based group called the Alien Resistance Movement, which claims hostile aliens are walking the streets of almost every city on the planet.

Spokesperson Thor Templar says the “alien bodyguard discs” are made of gold and silver and give off “vibrational energies” which will keep aliens at bay.

The Alien Resistance Movement apparently learned how to make the bodyguard discs thanks to information supplied by what Templar calls an elfin-looking alien woman with extra-long fingers.

The discs may be to aliens what garlic is to vampires but they’re not as cheap.

Each disc costs a whopping $225 but, according to Templar, one disc can protect an entire house from alien attack.

CONTACT: Thor Templar, *****; Palm Springs, CA; (760) ***-****

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