Fri 02-27-98 12:10 pm


GREENWICH, England (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – A yodeling Slim Whitman may have done in the aliens in Mars Attacks, but it looks like real E.T.s hate bebob jazz.

That’s according to the British Institute Of Paranormal Preservation, which claims aliens might interpret frenetic bebop jazz by artists like Dizzy Gillespie and Charlie Parker as “war music.”

UFO historian Dr. Shelby Cummings says jazz tunes may have serious implications to world security since radio signals of bebop from the ’40s and ’50s are just now reaching galaxies that may possess intelligent life.

Cummings warns that we could face global annihilation by angry aliens unless some way is devised to send “...peace-loving music like Mozart to mask and diffuse the early jazz transmissions.”

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