PHILADELPHIA, Pa. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) If Jerry Seinfeld still wants to be funny 22 years from now, he better start practicing slipping on banana peels.
Thats according to a self-proclaimed time traveler who claims she recently traveled to the year 2020 to research a new book called Conversing With The Future (Wild Flower Press).
Time traveler Jenna Catherine reports that in the future, slipping on a banana peel is considered hilarious, while mean Don Rickles-style insults are unpopular.
Catherine also says her trip to the future revealed that films and the news media as we know them dont exist. Instead, people in the year 2020 pass the time by listening to live entertainment in cafes.
She also says the humans she saw in the future were wearing skimpier skivvies because they have the ability to mentally regulate body temperature.
The time traveler also claims we will somehow telepathically communicate with our food as were eating it.
CONTACT: Jenna Catherine, þþþþ; Philadelphia, PA; (215) ***-****
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