Sun 05-03-98 02:47 pm


KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Americans are the kings when it comes to tasteless jokes.

That’s the finding of tasteless joke researcher Tim Harrod, author of a new book called Want to Go Out For a Bite?: Marv Albert’s Favorite Pick-Up Line and Other Jokes From the Headlines (Andrews-McMeel).

Harrod searched America coast-to-coast for the latest tasteless and tacky jokes including...

  • Q: What did Dodi Fayed say to his chauffeur? A: Wanna go to Paris with me and Di?

  • Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and none of them are his sister.

  • Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying half-mast? A: Now hiring.

  • Q: What’s the difference between Marv Albert and Sharon Stone? A: Marv wears panties.

  • And, finally, Q: How did Gianni Versace actually die? A: He died of a heart attack when he saw the red from his blood didn’t go with the rest of his ensemble.

    CONTACT: Tim Harrod (editor of book); Arrange thru Shannon Guder; Kansas City, MO; 1-800-***-****, ext. 6821 or (816) ***-****

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