BUCKNER, Mo. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) Now that President Clinton has announced he plans on neutering Buddy, the White House dog, a Missouri man is offering to help soften the blow to the First Dogs dignity.
Inventor Gregg Miller, who has created a line of plastic testicle implants for neutered dogs, says hes lobbying the Prez to give Buddy a pair when the pooch has his surgery.
Miller claims neutered dogs need the implants to help them overcome the trauma of whats been called the unkindest cut.
The inventor has sent President Clinton a box of his plastic implants called Neuticles along with a novelty Neuticles necklace for the First Lady.
So far, theres been no comment from the White House on the plastic pooch jewels.
By the way, if Clinton decides to go through with the ballsy maneuver, Miller says he will donate 5 percent of his revenues to the American Humane Society.
CONTACT: Gregg Miller, þþþþ; Buckner, MO; (816) ***-****
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