BUCKNER, Mo. (Wireless Flash) – Now that President Clinton has announced he plans on neutering Buddy, the White House dog, a Missouri man is offering to help soften the blow to the First Dog’s dignity.
Inventor Gregg Miller, who has created a line of plastic testicle implants for neutered dogs, says he’s lobbying the Prez to give Buddy a pair when the pooch has his surgery.
Miller claims neutered dogs need the implants to help them overcome the trauma of what’s been called “the unkindest cut.”
The inventor has sent President Clinton a box of his plastic implants – called “Neuticles” – along with a novelty “Neuticles necklace” for the First Lady.
So far, there’s been no comment from the White House on the “plastic pooch jewels.”
By the way, if Clinton decides to go through with the “ballsy” maneuver, Miller says he will donate 5 percent of his revenues to the American Humane Society.
CONTACT: Gregg Miller, þþþþ; Buckner, MO; (816) ***-****
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